I like how I find out about parties in my own apartment by being invited to them on Facebook.
mysteriously find myself in the center of an snl ending credit hug fest
My parents got this new, fancy-pants high def television and we’re watching The Ten Commandments and wOw I feel like I can just reach out and lick Yul Brynner’s well-built chest.
Like, Ursula is everything I want to be when I grow up and more.
I mean, maybe I want to be a little less evil?
The Little Mermaid is on.
I picked a good weekend to be at home with access to cable television.
Toasters always seem to operate much more slowly than I think they should.
This is 2014.
Why aren’t toasters faster.
errrbody in the club gettin’ tipsy
*AGGRESSIVE WHISPER* ERRRBODY IN THE CLUB GETTIN’ TIPSY
My period emotions are coming out in a very unusual way and they’re not bad in an “I’m so sad I want to cry forever” way but they’re bad in a “why do I suddenly have these kinds of feelings this is unpleasant in its unfamiliarity” way.
I’m just trying to find some picture frames for my next art project and a Japanese art reference book but people are everywhere because it’s Good Friday and they’re off and I’m pretty sure I’ve almost been hit by a car at least five times now.
P SURE THIS IS NOT WHAT JESUS DIED FOR GUYS.
I missed my dog’s birthday.
I think I’ve officially confirmed my ticket to hell.