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grizzleebear:

gabracadabra:

You can use the volume buttons on iPhones to take pictures??

Three years of my life, wasted.

HOW

YOU OPEN THE CAMERA APP

YOU POINT THE CAMERA TO THE THING YOU WANT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF

YOUR PRESS ONE OF THE VOLUME BUTTONS

it works I tried it

7 notes7.2710:36 PM • Source: gabracadabra

The fact that the sunglasses smiley emoji is nowhere to be found in my recent emojis list is a tragedy and must be changed immediately.

2 notes7.277:31 PM

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

143,951 notes7.277:25 PM • Source: crocobaby

You can use the volume buttons on iPhones to take pictures??

Three years of my life, wasted.

7 notes7.269:53 PM

I’ve only been on the road thirty minutes and I’ve already heard “Fergalicious” twice.

Today is going to be a good day.

1 note7.261:29 PM

Some days I just really miss Flapjack. :’(

5 notes7.2611:37 AM

The hallways of the hospital where my doctor’s office is smell like the pig dissection lab from AP Bio and it’s making me uneasy.

7.2512:11 PM
12,854 notes7.2411:14 PM • Source: raptorific
#perfect

The people behind The Office made a lot of decisions that I disagreed with after the first couple seasons but I think their biggest mistake was making the characters less…regular-looking.

The day Pam’s frizzy curls and drab button-downs were replaced by perfectly smooth locks and cute sweaters was a sad day indeed.

5 notes7.2411:08 PM
#the office

I sorta want to start a new town in New Leaf but I have a feeling I’m going to regret that even though I really have no attachment to my current town.

Hm.

3 notes7.2410:35 PM

If I ever complain that I feel like I’m dying again, someone please remind me that chamomile tea heals all wounds.

I will repay you in my eternal gratitude. 

3 notes7.248:11 PM

I walked two and a half miles at a sorta fast-ish pace and my whole body is throbbing.

This is not the body of a 20-year-old.

Ow.

3 notes7.243:52 PM
43,217 notes7.2412:30 PM • Source: donquixote-coraz0n

Body, please stop hating me and making me think I’m having a heart attack.

I’m sorry I’ve been eating so many sugary and acidic foods.

I’ll stop. I promise.

I just wanna be friends.

1 note7.2311:57 AM

things like netflix and video games and tumblr are so much better when they serve as distractions from responsibility rather than necessary tools for making it through eventless summer days

12 notes7.2210:39 PM