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sometimes I think life sucks and then I remember how long sargento shredded cheese lasts without expiring

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horror story:

i can’t remember the last time i opened netflix

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to the kid picking his nose and chewing rapidly with his mouth open in the corner of the cafe:

why

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"Mullet With Butterfly Wings" by Neil Cicierega

neilcicierega:

C’mon baby, let’s go

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#finally #something beautiful you can truly own #sorry for the butchered mad men quote sry

This class on global warming is supposed to be the easiest one at this school but I don’t care about it and science??? so it’s probably actually not going so well for me. 

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#I am so bad at science #so many definitions #why are strength and intensity two different things

Maybe this summer I’ll offer free photo retouches so I can practice. I’m not as terrible at retouching as I thought, and it’s definitely a good skill to know.

Hm.

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I got sick of working with the forehead, so I improvised.

Photo retouching is hard.

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#tw: blood #tw: gore #this was in class don't judge

I like how I find out about parties in my own apartment by being invited to them on Facebook.

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#it's not like I would object #it would just be nice to be part of the plan
melstringer:

Happy Easter xo

melstringer:

Happy Easter xo

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"Out Of The Black" by Royal Blood
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#their ep is p great #groovy tunes

aspirations

mysteriously find myself in the center of an snl ending credit hug fest

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#has to be mysteriously #not because I become talented or something #snl

My parents got this new, fancy-pants high def television and we’re watching The Ten Commandments and wOw I feel like I can just reach out and lick Yul Brynner’s well-built chest.

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#the ten commandments #yul brynner
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Like, Ursula is everything I want to be when I grow up and more.

I mean, maybe I want to be a little less evil?

Maybe??

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#the little mermaid

The Little Mermaid is on.

I picked a good weekend to be at home with access to cable television.

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