When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…

That’s a moray. x

So the first half of today sucked because of the whole “almost dying on the way to CVS to get drugs to stop myself from dying” thing.

But then I got a free venti mocha and the lady at Barnes & Noble complimented my hair color so I’d say today is turning out to be kinda okay.

I don’t know whether I’m really sick or have really bad allergies…

But either way I feel horrendous and need some soup and some drugs and, ideally, my mom.

Drug episodes are the best episodes.

I love summertime so much more than I love not summertime.

This little guy was so cute. He’s the only fish in the whole aquarium who wasn’t afraid of my camera. x

So I thought I just saw a guy talking on a banana, but it turns out he was just holding a banana in the same hand as his cell phone.

Disappointing.

Piranhas are fantastic models, surprisingly. x

Expect a lot of pictures of fish over the next forever.

The aquarium is the only place where I know how to take decent pictures.

I always wonder what my first graders are going to be like when they turn into humans.

Get out.