sometimes I think life sucks and then I remember how long sargento shredded cheese lasts without expiring
i can’t remember the last time i opened netflix
to the kid picking his nose and chewing rapidly with his mouth open in the corner of the cafe:
This class on global warming is supposed to be the easiest one at this school but I don’t care about it and science??? so it’s probably actually not going so well for me.
Maybe this summer I’ll offer free photo retouches so I can practice. I’m not as terrible at retouching as I thought, and it’s definitely a good skill to know.
I got sick of working with the forehead, so I improvised.
Photo retouching is hard.
I like how I find out about parties in my own apartment by being invited to them on Facebook.
mysteriously find myself in the center of an snl ending credit hug fest
My parents got this new, fancy-pants high def television and we’re watching The Ten Commandments and wOw I feel like I can just reach out and lick Yul Brynner’s well-built chest.
Like, Ursula is everything I want to be when I grow up and more.
I mean, maybe I want to be a little less evil?
The Little Mermaid is on.
I picked a good weekend to be at home with access to cable television.