February 2012
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I've been missing out.
Because I love free stuff, I accepted Forever21’s offer for a year’s subscription to GQ with my order last summer. Even though GQ is generally geared towards men, my mind occasionally traipses into man territory, so I figured I might enjoy it. And it was free. As in it didn’t cost anything.
Well, I didn’t enjoy it. At least, not the first issue I received. So all the...
Party like it's 2007.
I found the folder with all my old Myspace signs. Oddly enough, they’re not too shabby. Some of them might be too thin to be Tumblr-pretty, but I’m posting every one that will work.
Prepare yourselves.
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I'm so glad this week is over.
I just wanted to barf on this week. Then eat its babies. It was that bad.
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If some radical group figured out a way to get all...
The world would end. Seriously. My friend and I have been at odds all week, and I finally found out why today.
Our uteruses are in unison.
I bet this is the weapon of mass destruction Saddam Hussein was hiding. That’s why no one ever found it.
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mikeplyts replied to your video: For Dana, because I’m still excited that you… I love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love Gorillaz.
…So do you like them or not?
I was going to say, “WHO’S THE ASS NOW?” but I didn’t want to provoke you.
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“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
– Ron Swanson
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Seeing red (not a period post, promise).
My history teacher thanked me for my hard work all year because I answered, like, five questions on Stalin today. It was a strange thing to say so I just thanked him back.
I mean, what can I say? I’m a big fan of post-serfdom Russia. Why?
Because there ain’t no party like the Communist Party because the Communist Party don’t stop.
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Nap dreams are weird.
The whole nap is the dream since naps are so short, so I feel like I never actually slept, but left the planet for half an hour for my adventures in dreamland.
Today, I dreamt I was wearing a dress made of ground beef. It was poofy and it had a bow and it was completely covered in slimy, pink ground beef. But no one seemed to think it was weird. I didn’t even think it was weird.
Until I woke...
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Do you think dogs could get tattoos?
I don’t know who would want to, and you’d have to drug the dog.
But I imagine it’s possible. I mean, skin is skin, right?
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I miss the days when math problems took less than...
It’s hard to believe that kind of math even exists anymore.
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My European History teacher tells us a pun every day. They’re usually funny in a “I think that’s clever but not worthy of irregular lung contractions” kind of way, but today’s wasn’t funny at all. It was a dagger to my very soul. MY VERY SOUL.
“Two fonts walk into a resturant and the host tells them, ‘Sorry, but we’re in New Roman Times here....
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What Lent Means to Me: A Heart-warming Essay by...
When I went to Catholic school, they would have us make pretty construction paper crosses with our goals for Lent written on them every year. The first time we did this, my second-grade self was all like, “screw this I’m gonna make shit up LOLOL.” So I put that I’d give up all food that qualifies as a dessert. But then my teacher told me I’d go to hell if I...
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thisismymobilehome replied to your post: Chaz Bono II Another period post, yay! Just kidding~~~
I’m sorry, do you have a problem with the female reproductive system? ‘Cause if you do, we can’t be friends. Approximately a fourth of my life revolves around periods and child birth.
Here’s a cute plush uterus to help you change your mind.
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Chaz Bono II
I think I might be getting my period soon, hence the extra emotions.
But then again I have no idea. For, like, six years the Red Army invaded around the fifth of every month. Now I think I’ve been getting it around the twenty-somethingth of every month, but I can’t seem to remember exactly what the “something” is. There’s a big difference between February 21st and...
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lulululululululululululululu replied to your post: Despite the paczki, today was pretty farty. hahaha i love the way you were able to use the words “farty” “trident” and “lawd” all in one emotional blog post
Don’t forget “huevos.”
Seriously, though, that’s about two and a half weeks worth of emotion for me right there. It’s taking everything in my power not to...
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captainwiki asked: Gabi, you've not changed your age from seventeen to eighteen on Atomic Affliction in the 'about' blurb. I figured you might want to update that, in case you care (read: are looking for a hot date with a legal man). Just, y'know. By the way.
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Despite the paczki, today was pretty farty.
During P.E., Best Friend #2 (very awkwardly) told me she officially has a boyfriend now. For reasons unknown at the time, that made me really sad. Like, “I’m about to cry” sad. At first, I thought it was actually jealousy. But it wasn’t. It was a little more than that.
You see, last week I found out Best Friend #2 went prom dress shopping with other friends of hers. I...
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myunghwon asked: this might seem like a creepy question, but did you get your shirt from Forever 21? it looks familiar (i work there)
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Barbie's bondage.
Remember how Barbies were attached to the cardboard backgrounds in their boxes by those twisty, plastic-covered wires? Oh gosh, I used to love untwisting those.
