January 2012
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Anonymous asked: that green zelda shirt you always seem to be wearing (hah, I kid): cooler than the water/ice in zora's domain. if there is ice. I can't remember. oh well, just wanted to let you know C:
December 2011
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Zelda you are a bitch.
Maybe I don’t want to land in the middle of the damn circle. Maybe I want to land an inch or two outside of it, you know, for extra style.
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The All-Inclusive New Year's Eve Post
New year, new me. Guess who isn’t getting a kiss at midnight? This guy and/or girl. FOREVER ALONE. 2012 bby yea! Please be good to me, 2012. imm sooo drunmkk rit nowe INSERT LIST OF IMPOSSIBLE GOALS Since the world is ending, let’s make 2012 count, bitches.
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A Better Ending to Jane Eyre:
After St. John names Jane the mistress at the new school for girls, the two begin developing secret feelings for each other. Then, on the night they find out that they’re cousins, the snowstorm turns out to be magical and transports them in time to 2003 where they take the forms of George Michael Bluth and Maeby Fünke, respectively. Then the last seventy-or-so pages follow the hilarious...
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I finally finished all my college applications.
I kept putting off the application to the University of Chicago. That was my dream school at one point, but since I no longer care where the hell I go and highly doubt they’d ever accept me anyway, I set it aside thinking I might not even apply.
But I did. And I sent in a few, er, questionable essays. Since I probably don’t live up to their standards academically or extracurricularly...
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noireuse replied to your post: Warning: This will ruin any lady-like image you might (although probably don’t) have of me. My friend didn’t shave her legs for months once and she went as a man for Halloween.
Halloween 2012 - We have a...
Warning: This will ruin any lady-like image you...
I finally shaved my legs last night. I think the last time I whipped out the razor was around my birthday, so it’s been since the end of October. The CPR unit in gym, which we don’t have to change for, conveniently fell as the last unit of the semester. And it’s not like anyone touches my legs but me. If they do they’re not supposed to and deserve every prickly stab they...
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someroastbeefsomechickenapizza replied to your post: I’ve been shopping so much these past few weeks. Since I applied to Best Buy Petsmart…am I part of this? ;D
Fixed your typo. Yes.
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dawtie replied to your post: I know Christmas is over and everything. What in the world do you do to have such a wild imagination?
Well, I am almost always heavily under the influence of Dean’s 2% white milk. According to the guy at Trader...
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I know Christmas is over and everything.
But I’ve been thinking. What if Jesus never died and he actually escaped the Jews and took refuge in the North Pole? Then he observed the ways of the whales and decided to gain weight for warmth. AND THEN, since he was able to turn water into wine, he dyed his boring beige bearskin suit and hat red. And of course, as the years went on, his luscious brown beard turned grey from age.
And...
I've been shopping so much these past few weeks.
I’ve started rating stores based on the attractivemess of the employees in hopes of injecting some extra fun into the monotony.
Best Buy is, well…the best. They do have an unfair advantage, though, since most of the workers are men. The greeter at the last one I went to MY GOD. He was a fallen Greek god or something.
The worst? Petsmart. They got a bunch of dogs working there and I...
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For the most part, the only visual I have of you...
So I think it’s weird when someone is smiling in their avatar picture but only posts sad things. Like, “My life is meaningless without him (picture a white background, handwritten black text, and a triangle somewhere)” kind of people. Or the other way around. But then again, who takes pictures of themselves when they’re sad?
I guess you could always say the same thing...
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What if our parents actually think we're ugly?
You know how parents always tell their kids that they’re attractive and ask why they don’t have boyfriends/girlfriends yet and all that jazz? Well, what if they don’t actually think that? I mean, it’s kinda their job to keep us happy. What if, right now, my parents are saying, “Oh my sweet Jesus why did Zach get all our looks it’s so much harder for an ugly woman to get a date than and ugly man. I...
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I can't stop smelling my hands.
Bath & Body was having a huge sale, so I got a tube of my beloved triple moisture body cream, typically $12.50, for only $3. And it was in an acceptable scent! Usually the super cheap stuff is in the scents nobody wanted. But not today. Ho no. NOT TODAY.
The I found this “shea cashmere” hand cream, also marked down to $3, in Country Chic. Holy canoli it smells amazing. And my...
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righteouskillsociety replied to your post: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back. Oh my god, I’m slowly...
Sometimes I think my parents think I’m a lesbian.
Sometimes I think I’m a lesbian.
But then I remember that 6’5”, half-black, blue-eyed bus boy at The Patio and am all “I HEART MEN” again.
I thought of something I really wanted to post...
Now I have no idea what it was so I’m posting mindless babble instead.
jyuubi asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. No tag back.
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xxhighwayxheartbeat replied to your post: So I’ve started playing Pokemon Black… I would love to ! But my DS won’t connect ! :’(
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Meet me in the middle.
My dad handed his Kindle down to me. Since Jane Eyre is free, I figured I would make good use of my quasi-new toy and toss aside the half-finished paperback my school distributed. When my brother came downstairs and saw my nose buried in the screen, he went all typical, opinionated Zach on me. “Ugh, I can’t believe you’re actually using that. Fuck e-readers. What’s wrong...
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So I've started playing Pokemon Black...
If anyone wants to do trades and/or battles in the future…you should probably let me know.
Probably.
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