March 2012
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lulululululululululu asked: Hello gabi, I quite like the description in your description box off to the side. <== It makes me chuckle. Well, just wanted to say hello and that I love your blog!
Watchdana-erin:
Gabi, please watch this.
An adorable old lady AND music from my favorite game on The Price is Right. Dana, you’re spoiling me.
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February 2012
261 posts
Everyone thinks they'd be best friends with their...
But I’m a little skeptical. Don’t get me wrong. Y’all are marvelous. But there are certain characteristics that don’t necessarily translate correctly from the internet to offline life and vice versa.
For instance, I couldn’t be your offline friend if…
You chew with your mouth open.
You are attractive and you have a penis. I giggle and my voice takes on this...
Oh, Karen.
Some moms ask their kids to wash the dishes or vacuum the living room.
My mom asks me to stay up and play games on Pogo on Tuesday nights so she could win the weekly badges before the deadline is up.
It’s not as fun as you’d think.
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notreallyanywhereatall replied to your post:
I still want to submit a poem to the literary magazine. eat us?
jordanchristine replied to your post:
I still want to submit a poem to the literary magazine. Diabeetus
I like the way you people think. I’m feeling the creative juices flowing already.
I could go Twilight-style:
You should probably abort that fetus
If it’s...
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danieliandreaa asked: Your blog is one of my favorites <3
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I still want to submit a poem to the literary...
But I only have tonight to come up with something.
Quick, what rhymes with fetus?
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You know, I never really hear the word "bimbo"...
It’s a shame, really. Words like “bimbo” and “harlot” and “tramp” are so fun. “Slut” and “whore” just don’t have the same charm.
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captainwiki replied to your post: Personal touch. You have gone completely and utterly bonkers, but we’re here for you to throw you in the loony bin when you get too out of hand.
And that loony bin will no doubt be impenetrable because I’d be a major threat to the citizens of the world if I ever got loose. THEREFORE, I’d not only have my loyal band of fighters I connected with via...
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Personal touch.
Things with that milkshake doodle are getting out of hand. I mean, I’m not complaining. But my dashboard is 2/3 activity messages involving that post right now. The phrase “_____ reblogged your photo: Is this the wrong yard?” is now permanently tattooed in my brain and I will no doubt be having a dream in which I cannot find the correct yard tonight.
It’s kinda fun,...
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imaclassicdisastr replied to your post: Contol freak. I thought you liked Century Gothic?
Eh. I’ll use it for titles sometimes, but now that I know about Cufon and the wonderful world of javascript, I’ll only use it if I’m feeling lazy.
But for a body font…NO THANKS I’D RATHER EAT TURTLES.
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Contol freak.
Part of me wants to make my next theme customizable because the people like their options. But then again, I don’t just choose my colors and fonts willy-nilly. I pick them because they look right. I don’t want someone to take a theme with my name on it and throw in a neon zebra background or change the font to Century Gothic. That’s just not right. I WON’T HAVE IT.
And, I...
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Battle wounds.
You know how the skin on your knee looks after you fall and skid on concrete? Well, this morning I decided to tell my friend how much I love the way that particular brand of wound looks. He thinks I’m disgusting. I think I’m just saying what everyone is thinking.
In an odd turn of events, guess who dived for a birdie during badminton the very next period and got a good, healthy scrape of that...
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I wonder how many people don't like or reply to my...
Seriously. I don’t think I’ve ever posted something that I didn’t need to go back and fix because I missed a word or accidentally replaced a word with something close to it.
What’s sad is that I actually do reread everything before posting.
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If I was a man and didn't have a voice like Will...
I’d be very disappointed in myself and my parents for supplying me with faulty genes.
This weekend was too good.
I never want to work another day in my life after this weekend. I made themes, I drew stupid pictures, and I watched a good old season of America’s Next Top Model while doing it all.
Life is good right now. Don’t screw it up, universe.
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Tumblr + Math = Potentially radical.
So, much to my surprise and delight, my Milkshake drawing from yesterday has been mildly popular. I think it’s interesting how every time a post is reblogged, the amount of people the post is exposed to increases by…a lot. Maybe. I mean, if someone only has two followers, that won’t be the case. But still. You get my point.
One time I recommended Tumblr to a designer who wanted...
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We always think we're alone in our cars.
But we’re definitely not. It’s funny. I feel so comfortable and solitary in my car when I’m alone, but everyone who passes me can see me. They can see me singing. They can see me making hand gestures to the thoughts in my head. They can even see me scratch my back in that really unflattering way I scratch my back.
And I can see them. Sometimes when I see someone do something...
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I hate all the mornings.
Even weekend mornings. I just want to roll out of bed and be wide awake and plow right into whatever it is I need or want to be doing.
But no. I have to comb my hair. Pee. Wash my face. Pray to sweet baby Jesus my mom got something good for breakfast. Be disappointed when my mom doesn’t get something good for breakfast. Spend an hour deciding what to eat. Eat soup because when all else...
“The world needs fantasy, not reality. We have enough reality today.”
– Alexander McQueen
emberfly asked: Hi, Gabi! I was just wondering if you could offer some pointers on how to get Tumblr themes accepted into the Theme garden. The moderator feedback couldn't be more vague or unhelpful :( LOL. Any advice at all I would greatly appreciate! :D
New goal.
When I started this Tumblr, I didn’t want to reblog anything. Whether it was art or photography or writing, I wanted all my posts to be original. That quickly changed when I realized I didn’t have that much to post.
But I want to try again. I’m not going to rule out reblogs completely, but I want to post more drawings and photos and things.
Of course, I’m going to have...
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gosithorgohome replied to your post: Literally biting my tongue. I want to know.
Be careful what you wish for. I promise the next I have a thought that makes me want to rip out my eyeballs even though I’m not literally seeing what’s going on up there, I’ll send you a message.
Really, though, most of them are more embarrassing than upsetting. The range of what I’ll...
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Literally biting my tongue.
I have some strange thoughts. That’s no secret. I share them on here all the time. But sometimes I have thoughts I wouldn’t even be willing to tell the internet. They’re too creepy, too crazy, too depressing.
But I share everything. I can almost feel the words coming up my throat, getting ready to break my teeth and bust out. So I literally start biting my tongue. If I’m...
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Part of me feels bad for not reading my client's...
But the other part of me feels bad that they haven’t sent the check for the $85 invoice I sent nearly three weeks ago.
Without that check, I have the upper hand. I will use said upper hand to my advantage whenever necessary. Like this week. Which sucked.
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I've been missing out.
Because I love free stuff, I accepted Forever21’s offer for a year’s subscription to GQ with my order last summer. Even though GQ is generally geared towards men, my mind occasionally traipses into man territory, so I figured I might enjoy it. And it was free. As in it didn’t cost anything.
Well, I didn’t enjoy it. At least, not the first issue I received. So all the...
Party like it's 2007.
I found the folder with all my old Myspace signs. Oddly enough, they’re not too shabby. Some of them might be too thin to be Tumblr-pretty, but I’m posting every one that will work.
Prepare yourselves.
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I'm so glad this week is over.
I just wanted to barf on this week. Then eat its babies. It was that bad.
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If some radical group figured out a way to get all...
The world would end. Seriously. My friend and I have been at odds all week, and I finally found out why today.
Our uteruses are in unison.
I bet this is the weapon of mass destruction Saddam Hussein was hiding. That’s why no one ever found it.
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