Nap dreams are weird.

The whole nap is the dream since naps are so short, so I feel like I never actually slept, but left the planet for half an hour for my adventures in dreamland.

Today, I dreamt I was wearing a dress made of ground beef. It was poofy and it had a bow and it was completely covered in slimy, pink ground beef. But no one seemed to think it was weird. I didn’t even think it was weird.

Until I woke up. Then I realized a dress made of ground beef is, in fact, very weird.

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